"We're all just a bunch of fuck ups. Too bad all our money goes to drugs. Used to be our allowance; now, it's our income." -Emilie
Meet the Haven Family: Emilie, Annie, Bateman, Fox, Bottle, Skitz and Statikk.
A bunch of fuck ups.
| Eden: | I would fuck that girl on your shirt. |
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| Annie: | So would I. |
| ...... | |
| {Three girls stare at Link) | |
| ... | |
| Link: | Well fuck, I'm gonna leave and let the sex commence. |
Thanks and of course <3
I really enjoyed the way the product smelled. I received many compliments on how good I smelled. During one particular instance, with a female companion of mine who I considered simply a friend until this occasion, approached me for a hug as I entered her bedroom to greet her. I had only moments earlier applied a moderate amount of the product to myself within the privacy of my car in an attempt to get an opinion on how I smelled. However, upon embrace she immediately told me I smelled amazing and that she was turned on by the scent, naturally this lead to some suggestive talk and actions. One thing lead to another and wouldn’t you know it, I was in her bed with her. After a rousing bout of bed time naughtyness I still smelled amazing. I really like how the product got me into bed with a woman. Excellent product.
I have a bowl to smoke with your sister!
Annie’s Phone Goes Off:
Annie: “click click click BOOM wub wub wub”
Emilie: “You said dubstep raped you! Why are you going back to it?!”
Annie: “I’m having survivor’s guilt!!!